야옹이의 변천

Newemployee
신입사원

YouarelisteningtoStevieWonder
스티비원더를듣는다
(It’syourfirstdayatworkandallisfineandgreat)
(첫출근이고전부좋다)

After3months…
3개월후…

YouarelisteningtoHOUSEmusic
하우스뮤직을듣는다
(becauseyouaresobusythatyou’renotsureifyou’recomingorgoing)
(너무바빠서오는지가는지알수가없다)

After6months…
6개월후…

YouarelisteningtoHeavyMetal
헤비메탈을듣는다
(yourdaysstartat0800andendat2000)
(0800시에일을시작해2000에끝난다)

After9months…
9개월후…

YouarelisteningtoHipHop
힙합을듣는다
(Youbecomefatduetostressandnowyousufferfromconstipation)
(스트레스로인해뚱뚱해지고변비로고생한다)

Afterayear…

YouarelisteningtoGANGSTARAP
갱스터랩을듣는다
(Youreyesstarttotwitch,youforgetwhata’goodhairday’feelslikeasyoufalloutofbedandliveoncaffeine!!)
(눈이경련을일으키고침대에나서면서’goodhairday’가어떤느낌인지잊어버리고그리고카페인에쩔어산다!!)

Andfinally,afterasecondyear…
마지막인2년후…

YouarelisteningtoTechno
테크노를듣는다
andhavegoneabit…well…crazy!
그리고조금…음…미쳐버렸다!

출처:허무생님saramin.co.k

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