사랑의공식( ROMANCE MATHEMATICS )
ROMANCEMATHEMATICS
사랑의수학공식
Smartman+smartwoman=romance
똑똑한남자+똑똑한여자=로맨스
Smartman+dumbwoman=affair
똑똑한남자+멍청한여자=바람
Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage
멍청한남자+똑똑한여자=결혼
Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancy
멍청한남자+멍청한여자=임신
OFFICEARITHMETIC
일에관한수학공식
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit
똑똑한상사+똑똑한부하직원=이윤..흑자!
Smartboss+dumbemployee=production
똑똑한상사+멍청한부하직원=생산
Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion
멍청한상사+똑똑한부하직원=진급!
Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtime
멍청한상사+멍청한부하직원=연장근무!
SHOPPINGMATH
쇼핑에관한공식
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds.
남자는꼭필요한1달러짜리물건을2달러에사온다.
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn’tneed.
여자는전혀필효하지않은2달러짜리물건을1달러에사온다.
GENERALEQUATIONS&STATISTICS
일반방정식과통계
Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband.
여자는결혼할때까지만미래에대해걱정한다.
Amanneverworriesaboutthefutureuntilhegetsawife.
남자는전혀걱정없이살다가결혼하고나서걱정이생긴다.
Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend.
성공한남자란마누라가쓰는돈보다많이버는사람이다.
Asuccessfulwomanisonewhocanfindsuchaman.
성공한여자는그런남자를만나는것이다.
HAPPINESS
행복
Tobehappywithaman,youmustunderstandhimalotandlovehimalittle.
남자와행복하게살려면반드시최대한많이그남자를이해하려노력해야하고사랑은쪼금만해라.
Tobehappywithawoman,youmustloveheralotandnottrytonderstandheratall.
여자와행복하게살려면반드시그녀를아주많이사랑하되절대그녀를이해하려해선안된다.
LONGEVITY
수명
Marriedmenlivelongerthansinglemendo,butmarriedmenarealotmorewillingtodie.
결혼한남자는평생혼자산남자보다수명이길지만결혼한남자는죽고싶어하는사람이많다.
PROPENSITYTOCHANGE
변화성향
Awomanmarriesamanexpectinghewillchange,buthedoesn’t.
여자는결혼후남자가변하길바라지만남자는변하지않는다.
Amanmarriesawomanexpectingthatshewon’tchange,andshedoes.
남자는결혼해도여자가변하지않길바라지만여자는변한다.
DISCUSSIONTECHNIQUE
대화기술
Awomanhasthelastwordinanyargument.
여자의말다툼의끝에는항상결론이있다.
Anythingamansaysafterthatisthebeginningofanewargument.
남자의말다툼의끝에는다른말다툼의시작이따라온다.
