인도학생들간에주고받는Fun메일을복사해서올려놓았다.
일년이365일인데이것저것빼고나면공부할시간이하루도없다,
그러니시험에떨어질수밖에없지않느냐는우스개이야기이다.
이곳도시험스트레스가이만저만이아니기에친구끼리웃자고주고받는것같다.
원래는아이들이그린것같은만화그림도있는데복사하다보니그림들이따라오질않아서그림들은지웠다.
Whystudentfailsinexams…?
It’snotthefaultofthestudentifhefails,because
theyearONLY
has365’days.
왜학생들이시험에떨어질수밖에없냐구…?
학생잘못이아니야,일년은겨우365일밖에없잖아.
<<Typicalacademicyearforastudent>>
1.Sundays-52,Sundaysinayear,youknowSundaysareforrest.
Daysleft313.
일요일은모두52일이고알다시피일요일은쉬라는날이잖아.
그래서공부할날은313일이남았고,
2.Summerholidays-50whereweatherisveryhotanddifficulttostudy.
Daysleft263.
여름방학50일,날씨가너무무더워서공부하기힘들지,아무렴,
그래서공부할날은263일이남은거고,
3.8hoursdailysleep-130daysGONE..
Daysleft141.
하루에꼬박8시간은자야지,130일이흘러가는거지,
141일남았고,
4.1hourfordailyplaying-(goodforhealth)means15days.
Daysleft126.
매일1시간씩은놀아야지,건강을위해서…15일까먹는거고,
공부할날은126일이야.
5.2hoursdailyforfood&otherdelicacies(chewingproperly&swallowing)-means30days.
Daysleft96.
매일2시간은식사와간식먹는시간,꼭꼭씹어삼켜야하니,30일택이네.
96일남았군.
6.1hourfortalking(manisasocialanimal)-means15days
Daysleft81.
인간은사회적동물이니하루에한시간씩은대화를나눠야지,15일은잡아야하겠네.
그래서공부할날은81일남았고,
7.Examdays-peryearatleast35days.
Daysleft46.
시험기간적어도일년에35일정도야,
46일남았네.
8.Quarterly,Halfyearlyandfestival(holidays)-40days.
Balance6days.
명절이또있잖아,인도명절은많기도하지40일.
그러고보니6일남았잖아.
9.Forsickness-atleast3days.
Remainingdays=3.
아프면적어도3일까먹게되고
3일남았지.
10.Moviesandfunctions-atleast2days.
1dayleft.
영화나결혼식같은날때문에적어도이틀.
그러고보니하루남았네
11.That1dayisyourbirthday.
남은그하루는너의생일날이라구…
Howcanyoustudyonthatday??????
Balance=0
어떻게그날공부할수있겠니,그지?
그래서공부할날은0남았어./
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